Organic Gophers Discourager

Got gophers? Need an Organic anti gopher Snake? Want to kill them all? Or just give them a lesson in flatulence completely harmless to the environment.

Well how about the next best thing. Chocolate laxatives. Yes! Chocolate laxatives. Just place chocolate laxatives by or in the gopher hole's and believe me no more gophers. They will avoid your property altogether.

Don't ask me what it does to their biology but whatever it does,"Just Guess" IM sure they will not forget the experience and wish to avoid the stink still present in they're tunnels after their unfortunate mishaps or unpleasant encounter with chocolate. I mean can you blame them?

As an English man once said "Revenge is sweet & smelly at the same time". P.S you can quote me on that one